Funny sign-up stories from the gym

I had a member come in last week who thought registering for a spin class meant he’d get a bike at home. He looked so confused when I explained that our bikes stay here. It’s always amusing to see the mix-ups that happen, especially when people are so eager to start their fitness journey. Anyone else have hilarious sign-up stories to share?

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